Arruh, avast ye matys.  'Twas a wonders event, to be all told.  By the spirits of the see, a celebration of the quite proximate annular completion of the cosmic sailors Macrus Jamos and Molly Elizabet.  Fur three and five long years these scallywags have strode upon the waves of the cosmos in search of hidden treasure.  Congratulate them on their magnanimous achievements!

Oh ya, and I got to wear some face paint, to look like one of those crazy Frogs.